Moose slowly crept in the bedroom so as not to wake up his new bride. They had been married only two months, and they still had a difficult time adjusting to each other’s schedules. She was always in bed by nine every night. She needed eight full hours of sleep before the alarm sounded at five o’clock.

I never would have purchased this house if I'd known that Dirk McBride lived next door. Dirk was a household name to Major League baseball fans. I'd never heard of him.